The Doll of Garie Tuman is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Garie Tuman with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.453 billion Garie Tumanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gear. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Garie Tumanian economy, worth 890 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 105,388 florins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 298,432 per year while the poor average 29,755, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, glamping Garie Tumanians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, and on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons. Crime is totally unknown. Garie Tuman's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violetism.

Garie Tuman is ranked 60,350^th in the world and 250^th in Ambition for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,248.64 on the Gilded Widget Scale.